Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Organic Soylent Green Seeds

We were just reading on the "food safety modernization bill" the Senate will be voting on, today.  Sorta, kinda looks like the WTO will have a hand in it, see Sec. 404.   The first thought that popped up in our quirky grey matters was "Time to buy some soylent green seeds - organic, of course.  Maybe see about building a chicken coop next to the victory garden". 

Soylent Green?  Seeds?

Please discuss among yourselves in the comments section. Just don't make us have to "moderate you".

Crapulous

Color it luck, or some horrible interference by the "Dating Gods"; somehow articles of clothing become misappropriated.  Normally, the "hokey pokey" is involved, and one can only hope it's not the parachute panties/holey pee-stained boxers that you wore because you weren't going anywhere that would lead to meeting Mr. or Ms. Right Now. 
Crapulous (krap-ewe-lus) - I left my crapulous article of clothing at your house.  Please spend as much money as the cost of replacement to send it to me, on account of I'm not "into you" enough to fetch it myself.

On a side note, the "hokey pokey" is pretty much guaranteed to happen to a woman, in the dead of winter, when shaving becomes a monthly activity and she looks like a sasquatch, in parachute panties.

Here's what Merriam-Webster says it means...Latin, Schmatin - we think our definition is much more fitting.  However, there's a bit of irony here, a wee bit.  The "dictionary people" get bonus points for using "wastrel" while using the word in context.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

What We're Up To: Wordplay and Phrase Mastery

We are two girls, well, women really, who happen to be self-described "dorks".  We giggle a lot, sometimes inappropriately.  We've been known to guffaw, sometimes at ourselves (okay, mostly).  Here, we aim to document our wordplay, redefining words and documenting silly phrases out on the inkernets for all the world to see.  Shoot us emails of some of your faves and how you want them documented/credited ie. First Name, Last Initial or just your nickname.  We'll do our best to toss you into the mix.  Or, just suffer through our efforts!

Cheers!  Here's hoping you have as much fun as we do.  And here's hoping we're not drogging (Drunken Blogging), well, not too much, anyway. 

The Wordy Girls