Crapulous

Color it luck, or some horrible interference by the "Dating Gods"; somehow articles of clothing become misappropriated.  Normally, the "hokey pokey" is involved, and one can only hope it's not the parachute panties/holey pee-stained boxers that you wore because you weren't going anywhere that would lead to meeting Mr. or Ms. Right Now. 
Crapulous (krap-ewe-lus) - I left my crapulous article of clothing at your house.  Please spend as much money as the cost of replacement to send it to me, on account of I'm not "into you" enough to fetch it myself.

On a side note, the "hokey pokey" is pretty much guaranteed to happen to a woman, in the dead of winter, when shaving becomes a monthly activity and she looks like a sasquatch, in parachute panties.

Here's what Merriam-Webster says it means...Latin, Schmatin - we think our definition is much more fitting.  However, there's a bit of irony here, a wee bit.  The "dictionary people" get bonus points for using "wastrel" while using the word in context.